How Many Dogs does it take
to Change a Lightbulb?

Golden retriever

"The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?"

Border collie

"Just one, and I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."

Dachshund

"I can't reach the stupid lamp!"

Poodle

"I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear, and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."

Lab

"Oh, me, me!! Pleeeeze, let me change the lightbulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?"

Cocker Spaniel

"Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."

Australian Shepherd

"First put all the lightbulbs in a little circle..."

Old English Sheep Dog

"Lightbulb? Lightbulb? That thing I just ate was a lightbulb?"